Thursday, July 29, 2010

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The brother of the war's legacy Monsi

tapa Fontanarrosa

apparently wanted to be a commentator pámbol.Image by El Rosario 2 via Flickr

As I finished the World Cup, thanks to the infinite grace of Octopus Paul I dropped the book Area 18 the great Roberto Fontanarrosa to be in tune. The counter of the novel says Congodia is a young African nation has obtained its independence and economic development on the basis of football. Oh yes, really. Their independence was won from the Arabs in a match they won 4-1 and in which the hero striker was nicknamed Marshal Area and now-the book, the 60 - the international airport of the capital of Congodia bears his name.

Congodia based its development on the soccer because its territory is populated by any number of people who speak different languages and dialects, different racial and religions who hated cordially. Should have a binder for it, but this desmembrarĂ­sa the Yugoslav nation. The binder element Congodia was football. And the ultimate triumph of his selection was an outlet to the sea, Kenya gained.

In the Cold War, Congodia was in a strategic position but not to (neighboring Somalia, you might say), and a company gringa: The Burnett to win something to Congodia, creates a team of desperate, among which is the very Best Sellers Hamam.

Best Seller, the famous Syrian mercenary, this time decides to fight a different kind of war: the war in their underwear. Serving as the capital of this team created with "veterans" (or sea, elementos ya mayores de 30 años), el equipo de los Mapaches Aulladores del Atlético Spartan se enfrenta a la selección de Congodia en su infernal estadio Bombasí.

El libro tiene elementos notoriamente inverosímiles, y por lo tanto desternillantes:

-Lesiones espeluznantes.
-Entrenamiento brutal y resistencia sobrehumana.
-Muertos y heridos durante el partido.
-Formaciones ridículas. (La patentada del entrenador de los Mapaches, Herr Müller, consistente en cinco líneas de 2 y explicada con retótica existencialista.
-¿Un cocodrilo Spartan Atletico pet?

And many other things that make Area 18 is somewhere between the knights of the zodiac and Tsubasa.
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But the funny part is Best Seller, the famous Syrian mercenary, after a life of action, facing death in different conflicts around the globe, now is another kind of mercenary but face like death ... I digress from the topic: funny detail is that in several parts of the book describes the look Fontanarrosa Best Sellers as "hawk." I knew that the kestrel is a raptor of the family of hawks, so that his eyes were supposed to "hawkish."

Well, if the hawk is in fact a family of predatory hawks, we provide the kind reader of the photograph of one of these magnificent winged. LOL I don't know, lol


Friday, July 23, 2010

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PREVENTABLE DEATH IN MISLEADING ADVERTISING

been almost 5 months since the terrible earthquake in Chile in the early hours of February 27. In the turbulent domestic political environment, we should remember as we were lied to citizens by the administration of former President Michelle Bachelet.

For those forgetful, I attached the blade on the seismic network Bachelet promised and never did not forget that this information came several days after the earthquake, a sort of tabloid published by the government of Bachelet, called BICENTENNIAL REPORT.

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